Smuggiest smugster in the smug universe

america, you voted. you sent your message loud and clear. you thought paul mccartney was the most smug and self satisfied rocker ever. you were right! but, i know some things that would wipe that smug grin off his face. some secrets that he doesn't want anyone to know. here goes. not only did he manage a chili's in liverpool, before the beatles formed, but...he...begged...for his job back after the beatles broke up. so sad.